Don't be offended >

Buy your sister this fucking Bamboo Wireless Keyboard and Mouse

It's a wireless keyboard, made of Bamboo.


Think Bamboo is good for the fucking environment? Wrong! It's a fucking killer weed that strangles all plants around it. So turn it into an awesome cool comfortable keyboard for your sister. Every time she checks into Facebook and hits chat button with her 600 friends, she can have you to thank for the incredible important exchange of information...
I need to buy a fucking gift for someone else