Don't be offended >

Buy your this fucking Watch


Ensemble Collection Japan Quartz Movement Watch with Fashionable Wallet and Stylish Matching Ballpoint...

$49.99

Your husband probably doesn't even own a fucking watch anymore. You ask him the time of day, he spends 10 minutes trying to get his goddamn cell phone out of his pocket. What the shit is that? Real men wear watches, and they need to get them in super fucking classy gift cases like this one. It even comes with a pen AND a wallet. The absolute essence of manliness in one box. Why haven't you bought this yet.
I need to buy a fucking gift for someone else